“I’m our team’s youngest member, but me and Jongup hyung both do maknae things together.” ©

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[exo] by the time the bar closes

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Title: by the time the bar closes

Rating: pg-13

Word count: 10,510

Summary: Lu Han works at the United Nations, Zitao steals office supplies, Wu Fan owns a feng shui gong, and Sehun is….Sehun. (Lu Han/Sehun)

(In Lu Han’s line of work there are only two types of people who call him on his cell: people who have the wrong number, and people who are currently in a State of Emergency and cannot seem to reach Wu Fan.)

#cool i have never xposted fic to tumblr before #but hey why not laura does it #if laura jumped off a cliff would you? #you might ask #and the answer of course would be #dude i think laura would pull us all down with her #evil incarnate

i am the nicest friend because even tho she’s so mean to me, i still think you should read this fic :3

“natural curls wow you are so lucky i’d give anything for that you must love it huh omg”

#let me explain something to you #you can’t comb natural curls or they frizz out #you can’t go in the heat with natural curls or they frizz out #if you don’t style your hair and put painstaking effort into it it looks like a fucking rat’s nest #and most curls don’t just bunch up all pretty they are like sad half curls that don’t twist and just look bad #and if you cut your hair short you have an afro #and if you let it go long you look like a failed 80’s pop star #also unlike straight hair you don’t have a lot of styling opinions that look good or natural #its like OH DO YOU WANT REALLY NASTY FLAT IRONED/CHEMICALLY STRAIGHT HAIR #OR DO YOU WANT CURLY HAIR #OH YOU WANT A CUTE SHORT STYLE #SORRY BRO YOU CAN’T CUT YOUR HAIR ALL CREATIVELY BECAUSE IT’S CURLY AS FUCK #AND IF YOU DO STRAIGHTEN IT PRAY TO GOD IT DOESN’T GET WET #OR HUMID #i’d give anything to have straight hair that i could just curl at my leisure and make the curls look pretty #also idk about other people but using gel makes me look like i have ramen noodles on my head

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when the leader comes in..

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what i love about IU - her awkward and uncomfortable dance skills

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But it doesn’t even look like her!

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#the one time arthur loses his shit #the one time #the #one #time

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